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0.1 hrs on record
Chill as hell, weird as hell, unique as hell. It's cheap enough that you don't lose anything by buying it. Go for it.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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Game is literally unplayable. As soon as I try to start a singleplayer or multiplayer game, the game either crashes after 10 minutes on the loading screen, or freezes completely leaving me perpetually stuck on the loading screen until I forcibly close the game using Task Manager. The 1.6 hours I have in this game are all from sitting at loading screens, I have not managed to play a single second of this game because of these issues.

I have tried every single fix listed by the developers but to no avail. It should also be noted that I meet all of the minimum requirements for this game.

I'm glad I tried this out on the free weekend before buying it, otherwise I would have wasted $20 on a broken game.
Posted 14 November, 2015. Last edited 14 November, 2015.
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3.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Don't answer that -- a rhetorical question.
Posted 23 June, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It tastes 7 minutes in real time to build the basic rifleman.

♥♥♥♥ this.
Posted 20 May, 2014. Last edited 20 May, 2014.
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49.8 hrs on record
Game crashes when I join a server.

10/10 authentic medieval experience.
Posted 5 May, 2014.
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10.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
thank you based DoD
Posted 12 April, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record
I give it a 10 on the Wang-O-Meter.
Posted 3 April, 2014.
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0.5 hrs on record
This is literally the worst PC port of a game I have ever seen. A controller is absolutely REQUIRED just to navigate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menu, let alone play the damn game.

Controls are assigned randomly to keys across the keyboard. The mouse is literally useless. To pass, you have to press NUMPAD 5!!!

If you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to play this game, get a 360 controller. One with a cord. Microsoft is full of greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigs so if you have a wireless controller, like me, you need to fork over like ten bucks for a wireless receiver.
Posted 14 March, 2014.
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33.6 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
This game gave me hemmorhoids and tinnitus

Totally worth it
Posted 9 March, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record
YOU GOT THE TOUCH

YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

YEAH!
Posted 6 March, 2014.
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