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Recent reviews by snÒÓmr

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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.2 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Get this if you have friends you would like not to have ;D
Posted 19 June.
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15 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record
boooorinnnngg
Posted 5 June.
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10 people found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Undecided about joining the Primate Observation Club (POC)? Here are some reasons:

• Charming old-school pixel graphics, just like the point-and-click adventures of the past.
• Uses google simulator mechanics. (I was googling so hard I found a booba pic yay!)
• Choices matter. You decide the fate of the "monkey" you're observing.
• A bit of time and resource management thrown in to keep you on your toes.
• Adult / sometimes dark sense of humor.
Posted 13 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
101.8 hrs on record
As someone who loves Assassin's Creed games, it hurts to say that Assassin's Creed Origins receives a thumbs down from me.

Pros:
• Booping people's noses with feathers
• Sliding down the pyramids
• Immaculate surrounding design

Cons:
• Bad story
• Unnecessary ship battles
• Boring gameplay
Posted 4 March.
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6 people found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
A game like no other I've played. It mixes visual novel and RTS somehow?? Polished to the extreme. The menus are easy to use, the voice acting is superb (if not a tad cringy at times), and the art style? I'm totally swooned by the watercolor look.
Posted 20 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
Forget the rest; it's the music that's the star here. Timeless. Even when the tunes loop, I'm still jamming like it's the first play. It's like they've bottled nostalgia and sprinkled it into every track. Sure, the gameplay's addictive, and the visuals are charmingly retro, but it's the never-ending groove that keeps me hooked.
Posted 11 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
79.7 hrs on record (46.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Enshrouded is just way better than Palworld for the long run. It's got tons more stuff to dive into, and the challenge level is cranked up. If you're up for a game that's both fun and keeps you on your toes, Enshrouded is where it's at.
Posted 31 January.
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31 people found this review helpful
40.6 hrs on record
Starting with Final Fantasy VIII as my first in the series (years ago) led me to play all the others. The music is awesome, and even without voiceovers, the story is a good read.

Recommended mods: Tonberry, SeedReborn, Project Eden, Roses and Wine, Martial Law, Succession, Xylomod, and HorizonPack. They boost the visuals, sound, and UI, plus kick up the battle system.
Posted 13 January.
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10 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game landed in my lap as a Christmas gift from a dear friend (forever associating this gem with them, lol). Now, we've all stumbled upon some questionable games on Steam, but CUCKOLD SIMULATOR ain't one of 'em. It hit me that this might just be the pinnacle of the platform. Not only is the humor spot-on, but the mechanics are surprisingly well-crafted. It's like the developer is a genius at their craft but decided to let loose with this quirky creation. Regardless, I've had a blast so far and plan to keep playing. Developer said no updates unless we nominate it for Game of the Year. I'm holding onto hope.
Posted 17 December, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
103.1 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
Pros:
• Caters to completionists with a wealth of activities
• Mixes humor and dark comedy into the story
• The landscapes are stunning
• The story has some surprising and cool twists
• Historical facts and philosophical elements

Cons:
• Some animations may feel a bit unpolished, but they contribute to the game's comedic charm
Posted 17 December, 2023.
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