YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE OTHER STEAM USERS, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE.
SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU 1V1 ANOTHER STEAM USER, YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNIN'. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEATIN' ME.
AND THEN YOU ADD CONSOLE KIDDIES TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNIN' DRASTIC GO DOWN.
SEE THE THREE-WAY, ON CALL OF DUTY, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE, OF WINNIN. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, CAUSE CONSOLE KIDDIES KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME, AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.
SO, STEAM USER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25 PERCENT CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN' AT CALL OF DUTY. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 PERCHANCE CHANCE OF WINNIN', IF WE WAS TO 1V1, AND TO ADD 66 2/3 CH...PERCENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN' AT CALL OF DUTY. SEE, McSTEAMUSER, THE NUMBERS DONT LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU ON CALL OF DUTY.