+REP

You sit on toilet to jack off, you begin to c*m uncontrollably. It’s been three minutes. Your bathroom is covered in a thin layer. You try to c*m into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. The c*m is too thick to be flushed. You lock the door to prevent the c*m from escaping. You slip in your own sp**m. The c*m is now six inches deep, giving you a facial with your own c*m. The force of the c*m begins to move you backwards. To avoid drowning you open the door. It’s been two hours. You squeeze your thing to stop the c*m. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky. Your neighbor calls the cops. As you continue to ascend, the cops pull out their guns and take aim, but the c*m hit them in the eyes. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. Helicopters circle you. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but your c*m sends one crashing to the WTC. The government decides to let you leave earth.

+rep this guy has like the best aim i have ever seen !!!

Thank you for carrying me! without you im like 2k rating but with your help i got to 3k !!!

noob

Good dog