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allow me to explain.
Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.
On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes
By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:
31! is 8.22x10^33.
That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.
That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.
Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.
Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated
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Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
I take a nickel and I put it inside my a$$. Then I pinch my a$$ and hold it in there to keep it from falling out. I wait a little bit then I add another nickel. i’ve been doing pretty good. Actually a record. I got up to 12.55. That’s about 6 1/2 rolls.
So even though I was trying to calm down on my lunch I was still a little heated. And maybe clenching things too hard that have no business being clenched like that. I sneezed. Hard. And felt something terrible. I checked. I lost over $8 in nickels. I know at least 85 cents shot out of my a$$. I’m a little discounted in myself for not being able to keep ahold of them. But I have no No clue where the rest went. probably in me somewhere. And to make matters worse. While I was 3 knuckles deep searching for those nickels I must have strained too hard and blood started gushing from my nose.
So that was my lunch.
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