cloud's trife

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

+rep epic medic

I can shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into a monkey.
I can instantly shapeshift into a monkey.
I can safely shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into my original form.
I can instantly shapeshift into my original form.
I can safely shapeshift into my original form.
I can change my DNA in an instant.
I am always safe when shapeshifting.
My body is always safe when shapeshifting.
My mind is always safe when shapeshifting.
I keep my human color vision in my monkey form.
My body masks my monkey DNA.
I appear completely human when in my human form.
My body masks my human DNA when in my monkey form.
My spirit masks my primate aura and primate energy signature when I will it.
My body absorbs every nutrient from the food I eat.
I have full control over all of my forms.
I innately know how to shift.
I have full control of my shifts.
I can easily tap into my subconscious mind.
Psychic attacks are near impossible to execute upon me.
My third eye is open wide.
My cha

I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king!!!

instakills me from across the map