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Recent reviews by s⁧⁧⁧okie⁧po

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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record

 
Posted 13 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,507.1 hrs on record (1,469.7 hrs at review time)
i like balls
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Got a cat here. Friends passing by can touch her and click Like to pet her once. Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets :)
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Posted 15 October, 2023.
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3.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
reminds me of the time i had food poisoning
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Good bye and good night to all the fallen soldiers through the many cruel nights, may you rest in peace knowing we made it.

o7
Posted 29 October, 2021.
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1.6 hrs on record
May you rest in peace,
Byron Daniel "Reckful" Bernstein
May 8, 1989 - July 2, 2020
https://byronbernstein.com/
Posted 5 July, 2020. Last edited 8 January, 2021.
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1.7 hrs on record
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 9 March, 2020. Last edited 8 January, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
76.7 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
10/10 would kill himself with cloth again

2021 edit: 11/10 can still kill himself
Posted 31 March, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,510.3 hrs on record
Stephen Hawking runs better than this game
Posted 20 March, 2015. Last edited 26 October, 2023.
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