so have I XD

I've surprisingly heard worse

OH MY GOD

I'll lick your lips and stick them to the wall.

Awww itll be ok.
And if you've seen me during the week that we skyped, im more flat chessed than YOU. Idk if you have you were probably staring at my face most of the time, you perv.

i wish, i had a bad day and feel like poooooooop, im sorry but you and your man ♥♥♥♥ can wait (STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE CALLING ME FLAT CHEST, WE'VE DISCUSSED THAT MY CHEST CERTAINLY ISNT FLAT)