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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 6:15pm

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:10am

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 5:01am

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 8:09am

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 8:11am

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 8:13am

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 7:28am

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 4:03pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 8:18am

Rap Sheet: Fraud

Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:47am

Rap Sheet: Forger

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:40am

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 5:52pm

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:28am

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:45am

Master Plumber

Flush 50 objects through time
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:50am

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 2:53pm

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 6:02pm

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:36am

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 4:06pm

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 2:55pm

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:00am

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 7:59am

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:38am

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:13pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:53am

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:49am

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:22am

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 5:04am

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:47am

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:03am

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:51am

Now You're Pushing It

Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:01pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:52pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:09am

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:57am

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 7:42am

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 7:37am

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 5:05pm

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:32am

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:44am

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:58pm

Missing Pink

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:58pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 11:28am

And Then the Universe Implodes

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 2:58pm

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 4:27pm

ESRB Violation

Laverne thinks about eating the cat
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 3:56am

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:47pm



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