Recent reviews by s haun

So after playing this game for a few hours and reaching literal "God Mode", I was surprised to find out Gods can't summon unicorns.

Not realistic at all. I learnt in History that in Medieval Warfare, people fought on unicorns and shot laser beams out their eyes. There was none of that in this game, wtf?? Game devs need to brush up on their knowledge and quickly add those features in before they lose their whole player base. Surprised this game is still sold on Steam. 3/10.

I did a quick search on Steam for "Secret" hoping to buy "Secrets of the Magic Crystal" but accidentally bought this game. No unicorns at all, would not recommend. 5/10.

I got told once I completed the game to 101%, I'd get to unlock the secret unicorn vehicle but I was lied to. Seriously, EA?
Literally worse than Hitler. 2/10.

I'd rather play Secrets of the Magic Crystal. 0/10. Valve needs to listen to their users more. We don't want more shooters, we want more unicorns. GG.

Recent update included lots of new pets but alas, no unicorns. I'd also like to see some unicorn spells. 8/10 until they add those in.

Apparently unicorns aren't a resource for happiness... 1/10.

9/11. This game was pretty phenomenal but the lack of unicorns was just appalling. Hopefully they come out with an update and I can change the review to 11/11. Until then...

Where are the unicorns? I was under the impression I'd be able to fly on my unicorn while severing zombies but I was wrong. No unicorns at all. 6/10.

8/10. I'd place it higher but I played this right before playing Secrets of the Magic Crystal and that blew this game out of the water. If they added horses and unicorns, this would probably be a better game.