you guys are evil tards stop commenting this tomfoolery its got me stroking my meat right now

♥♥♥♥. Why do people keep posting these things. I was at the family reunion, having dinner, browsing reddit at the dinner table, when this post came up and I had to take my pants off and start fapping. Everyone looked over in horror and the whole room went from really loud (over twenty relatives talking at once) to the only sound being me stroking my ♥♥♥♥. My dad hid his face in his hands, and my mom started to cry. I couldn't stop. I needed to finish faster so i could explain, so I started fapping harder, but then I started grunting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ape from the strain. I was standing on top of the chair, leaning backwards, pelvis forward, phone in my left hand in front of my face, and my right hand violently beating my ♥♥♥♥, in front of my parents, grandparents, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles, and a family friend.

Hello, this is Matthew’s mother and legal guardian. You will desist in contacting my son and having more irrational and upsetting arguments. That is a form of cyber bulling. You will be blocked and reported to Instagram. This is your only warning; the next call I make will be to the Cyber Crimes Division.

i miss you daddy

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HOT THROBBING BABES IN YOUR AREA!!

stink

Turn off draw fps in b02, you get weird mouse acceleration. Thank me later.

socc

+rep

Terraria!!!!!!!!