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dad simulator, still worth playing if you have the time

its the game 👍🏽

10/10

this game is absolute kino

If you haven't ever played any Yakuza game, this is your start.
One of the best game series ever created

BOSS GAME

yes

hot men on men action

　[Graphics]　

☑️ Leonardo da Vinci's Level
🔲 Perfection!
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Good
🔲 Decent
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 Bad
🔲 "Blyatiful"
🔲 I don't know what I'm looking at

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⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️　[Gameplay]　⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️

🔲 Masterpiece
☑️ Very good
🔲 Good
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 In the nutshell
🔲 Please don't
🔲 Garbage/Rubbish

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🕹️ 🕹️ 🕹️　[Control]　🎮 🎮 🎮

☑️ All Hotkeys/buttons can be customize
🔲 Nearly all Hotkeys/buttons can be customize, but some are fixed
🔲 Controller buttons are fixed but PC hotkeys can be customize
🔲 PC hotkeys are fixed but controller buttons can be customize
🔲 All Hotkeys/buttons are fixed
🔲 Not support PC hotkeys but support Controllers
🔲 Not support Controllers but support PC hotkeys.
🔲 Only Click and Click

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🔊 🔊 🔊　[Audio]　🔊 🔊 🔊

🔲 Extremely Good
☑️ Very good
🔲 Good
🔲 Fine
🔲 Bad
🔲 New level of torturing

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🎶 🎶 🎶　[Sounds Tracks]　🎶 🎶 🎶

🔲 Through your soul
🔲 Extremely Good
☑️ Very good
🔲 Good
🔲 Fine
🔲 Bad

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👪 👪 👪　[Audience]　👪 👪 👪

☑️ Adults
☑️ "Rated M for Matures"
☑️ "Rated T for Teens"
🔲 Everyone
🔲 Family friendly

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💻 💻 💻　[PC Requirements]　💻 💻 💻

🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
☑️ Rich azz
☑️ Fast and Furious
🔲 Decent
🔲 Potato
🔲 Check if your PC can run Calculator

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🎲 🎲 🎲　[Difficulty]　☠️ ☠️ ☠️

🔲 2020
🔲 Nightmare
🔲 NO TIME TO DIE
☑️ Need to think twice, maybe triple.
🔲 Normal
🔲 Easy
🔲 Press "Enter" to Skip Cut Scenes

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🎰 🎰 🎰　[Grind]　🎰 🎰 🎰

🔲 Too much "grindy"
🔲 Grind is necessary
🔲 Average grind level
🔲 No need to grind much to progress.
☑️ Nothing to grind

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📚 📚 📚　[Story]　📚 📚 📚

☑️ Giant library of lore
🔲 A lot of lore
🔲 Good
🔲 Average
🔲 Japanese/Korean TV drama style
🔲 Some lore
🔲 Nearly non-exist
🔲 No Story

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🕰️ 🕰️ 🕰️　[Game Duration / Time / Length]　🕰️ 🕰️ 🕰️

🔲 Till the end of your life (Online games will not die, unless the developer die)
🔲 Extremely Long (1+ months)
🔲 Very Long (3+ weeks)
☑️ Long (1-2 weeks)
🔲 Average (1 - 3 days)
🔲 Kinda Short (under 12 hours)
🔲 Short (few hours)
🔲 Long as drink a cup of tea (You know how it is)

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🐞 🐞 🐞　[Bugs / Errors]　⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

🔲 2020
🔲 Just uninstall the game
🔲 Can get annoying
☑️ Minor bugs (Dialouge bugs)
🔲 Not a single one

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🔁 🔁 🔁　[Replay value]　🔁 🔁 🔁

🔲 Must Replay! A lot!
☑️ Should replay few times.
🔲 Replay for the Achievements hunt.
🔲 "One-time opportunity" experience
🔲 Replay once after few weeks/months/years
🔲 Please don't!

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💲 💲 💲　[Quality / Price]　💲 💲 💲

☑️ Worth the full price
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 Wait for Sales
🔲 Cheap
🔲 Must Refund "Real Quick"
🔲 Overpriced!
🔲 It's Free

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✍🏻 My Personal Score for this game is: 9,4/10 ✍🏻

🧬 Base on my rating ladder, this game Rank will be:

👍🏼 F***ing Incredible 👍🏼

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