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2 people found this review helpful
122.3 hrs on record (73.0 hrs at review time)
Не дивлячись на велику кількість "аномалій" та проблем з оптимізацією, гра має неймовірну атмосферу, чудову графіку та хороший сюжет, дякую GSC
9 Професорів Лодочок з 10
Posted 2 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
252.0 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
Дуже схоже на те, що це гра року
Прекрасно прописана історія з неймовірною кількістю варіантів
(грайте за Варвара то дуже фаново)
12 критичних невдач з 10


UPD. Пройшло ще 70 годин і я все ж таки пройшов цей шедевр
Posted 16 August, 2023. Last edited 27 August, 2023.
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18.6 hrs on record
Неймовірно захоплююча пригода 12/10
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
45.9 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
Гаррі ти чаклун 🧙‍♂️
Posted 13 February, 2023. Last edited 13 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
14.3 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
28 ударів ножем із 10!
Posted 17 November, 2022. Last edited 31 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.6 hrs on record (44.3 hrs at review time)
9/10
Posted 29 July, 2022. Last edited 31 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
185.3 hrs on record (185.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 10
Posted 24 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
203.1 hrs on record (60.6 hrs at review time)
10 из 10
Posted 8 July, 2018.
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