Recent reviews by Fizituf

Extremely freaky pegging that is a little too short

Pegging but at night

It was a silly, funny line drawing game, but I hate that "score 600 points in the target practice game" not only because it made my mouse's m1 stop working properly but bc I could never get close bc you can get cucked so easily.

Funny peanits; 8.5/10 (I'm not saying this game is worse than Fallout 3, this is mostly bc it's just a short and simple game with not really that much difference in gameplay so it's not bad it's just not a full game if you get what I'm saying)

I've never been happier killing god, than I have with this game (Trust me, I kill god a lot)

I could yap on about the game, but I'd rather you experience it by itself so I'll make this quick:
+Good Story
+Funny and Relatable Characters
+Cool Mechanics
+Makes You Feel Like You Are Part Of The Game
+-Confidants Can Take Too Long And Drag Out, But They Flesh Out Characters And Are A Nice Break From The Action
+-Most Of The Bosses Are Pushovers If You Know What You're Doing, But They Each Have Their Own Little Twists And Can Prove Difficult If Unprepared
+-It's Decently Easy To Overlevel But That's Because The Grind Isn't Horribly Long
+-You Can Get Really Unlucky Even If You're Stacked And Die, But On The Other Hand, Chie Can Hit 4 Crits In A Row And Net You Some Pretty Good EXP From The Treasure Hands (That Happens A Lot Trust Me)
-Some Characters And Scenes Are Too Horny
-Certain Parts Of The Story Are Confusing And Can Net You A Bad Ending Or The Non-True Ending

Honestly, Better Than Persona 5; 9.8/10

The story is alright, still miles better than 4's story [No hate to people that like 4 tho], and the gameplay didn't age well. Still, all the different quests scattered throughout are so interesting and quirky and this game has some of the best weapon designs, at least visually, across the entire franchise. I wish there were more enemies other than super mutants, mire-lurks, and centaurs, but at least it accurately depicts what is happening in Washington DC.

To the people out there who think this game is horrible and is a mockery of the Fallout series, I know for a fact none of y'all played even a little bit of Fallout 1 or 2 and think that they aren't real Fallout games, so stop your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and instead of badmouthing this game and rushing through the main quest to finish the game as quickly as possible, take your time and do some side-quests.

Average day in Washington DC; 8.9/10

I've never encountered so many bugs and crashes in a game and still enjoyed it as much as I have enjoyed this game. New Vegas is so good that the outdated combat is overshadowed by every single other aspect of the game whether it be the beautiful looks of some of the weapons, the wacky and overpowered perks, the interesting and crazy dialogue options, the insane amount of freedom of an open-world, and so so SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more.

I love this game to death but by all means, I could barely scrape through hour by hour and minute by minute of all the crashes, bugs, lag, and complete and utter annoyance of the game just breaking for seemingly no reason. I know that my computer is completely ass and can barely run most of the games I play but this game is more than a decade old and it's breaking more than DOOM (2016) did (and yes I somehow managed to play a bit of DOOM (2016) after uninstalling most of the games I had).

Degenerates like you belong on a cross; 9.7/10

Chop down tree
Make gun
Make drugs
Cover your body in beetle hides
Destroy an eldritch deity

Giant floating squid torso; 9.4/10

Terraria, but with mods

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I used to love this game as well as Valve, but the amount of cheaters and bots is unacceptable and Valve needs to actually do something and stop monetizing a completely unplayable game.

A few days ago I was just trying to chill and play some tf2 and for 2 straight hours I got nothing but bots, bots, bots ransacking every server I joined (not to mention the waste of time it was to re-queue because of how bad the queueing system is).

TF2 is my favorite game of all time and I haven't seen the game in a healthy state since I started playing in late 2020, but that doesn't excuse Valve to neglect it but yet still make millions of dollars off of it every month.

Fix your game Valve, #Fixtf2