scary micheal

Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”

This guy makes the greatest pork chops you wouldn't believe it.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

good pfp :)

saying you can eat eggshell: boring, submissive, lacking excitement
biting into raw egg in front of me: powerful, entertaining, head turning