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19 of 23 (83%) achievements earned:
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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:05pm

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08am

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24am

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:48am

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 3:54pm



Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.