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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:13am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:35am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 8:01am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:21am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 6:21am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:32am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 6:21am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2017 @ 11:25am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 5:49am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 8:49am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 12:53pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:44pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2017 @ 4:20am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 1:11pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2016 @ 8:13am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 7:01am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 8:22am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:38am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 5:46am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 8:54am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2017 @ 11:55am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 5:49am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:11am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 11:13am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2016 @ 8:23am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:11am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 5:11am