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I can't stop looking at your pictures and just looking at you makes me just hard as a rock. It's not like a sweeping surge of Disney song, it's just my eyes see you and my body just automatically locks into a mode where it's like, yes, that is just exactly what is desired, and it's just instantly rock hard and memorized. It's like you're so sexually attractive it's just this truth of reality and my entire body responds subconsciously like you're some kind of Russian code word.
Anyway, that's my super weird message. I felt compelled to say something because, frankly, I've never experienced anything like that in my life and just felt compelled to let you know that you are, in fact, just the most automatically sexy woman I've ever seen in my life.