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274 people found this review helpful
427 people found this review funny
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3.3 hrs on record
No game can change my straightness
*a few moments later*
I like men now
Posted 31 October, 2024. Last edited 1 November, 2024.
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233 people found this review helpful
364 people found this review funny
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3.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
RIDE WIFE
LIFE GOOD

WIFE GO TO SILENT HILL
THINK ABOUT WIFE

WIFE SEND LETTER
TRY TO FIND WIFE
REGRET
Posted 5 October, 2024. Last edited 12 October, 2024.
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1,227 people found this review helpful
639 people found this review funny
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9.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
“To craft a masterpiece, one must avoid the counsel of SweetBaby Inc.”
- Sun Tzu, probably
Posted 19 August, 2024. Last edited 20 August, 2024.
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3,934 people found this review helpful
3,062 people found this review funny
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232.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Me:
Butchered all the NPCs to boost FPS

My pawn:
'Twas sound judgment, Arisen. This was the only way
Posted 21 March, 2024. Last edited 27 March, 2024.
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756 people found this review helpful
336 people found this review funny
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64.8 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
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Sony is the most consumer-oriented company in the world!
Posted 18 February, 2024. Last edited 4 June, 2024.
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1,106 people found this review helpful
426 people found this review funny
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41.9 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game where you switch roles with cockroaches
Posted 20 November, 2023. Last edited 3 December, 2023.
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1,697 people found this review helpful
610 people found this review funny
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Ubisoft is like a kid who rashly ran away from home, but came back as soon as they ran out of money
Posted 15 June, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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