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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone

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I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.

Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays

sorry for going to live longer than all of you
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys

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Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others

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Why you should get a cat

Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?

if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper