WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat c*nt and the shoes that she gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself. They were old maiden type of shoes, and she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman so if that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack and she should never even purchased them because she was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes if that's the case and I think that Gemma is just a disgrace. She's a disgrace to humanity and she's a disgrace to women who are actually beautiful and classy and she just doesn't have the vernacular she thinks she possesses. Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot and sexy and beautiful, and she's nothing like that. She's nothing of the sort.

Hi there! In just FOUR weeks I grew FOUR inches with this simple trick! Oops, condoms don't fit me anymore! To find out how just visit this website: www.hungdaddy dot com > type it without spaces!!!

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, ♥♥♥♥ on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft* mmmm so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun <3_<3

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hi salty hope all is well on the seashore (bc ur name is salty like the ocean is salty)

hello jst checkin in hope ur doin swell

hi hope ur having a good night from maromi

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Happy Valentine's Day, here's a lil poem I wrote while thinking of you ;)

My parents aren't home
Make your way to my place

This Valentine's Day
Come sit on my face

hey you christmas ⛄⛄elf ⛄⛄lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥⛄⛄ it’s the end ❌❌of HOEvember but that means the beginning of DICKcember ✊it’s time to hoe hoe hoe all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥ tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ resend to 15other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ ⛄DOWNNN this holiday season

Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that ♥♥♥♥ up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your ♥♥♥ covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼

hey you christmas ⛄⛄elf ⛄⛄lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥⛄⛄ it’s the end ❌❌of HOEvember but that means the beginning of DICKcember ✊it’s time to hoe hoe hoe all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥ tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ resend to 15other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ ⛄DOWNNN this holiday season

✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯

👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Nerds you know...
If you get back 5 you're a nerd. ..
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Aww thanks babe.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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