After a good game in elden ring, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great co-op and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a fromsoft themed party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 messmer speared him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

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Your small undeveloped brain cannot grasp the concept of MLM startegies so please at least do not make fun of it. People like you are my motivation your jealousy drive me to become successful and show it to you.
And talking about pyramid scheme it is not a scam ik google says it's shady but now-a-days everything can be shady to some extent so just stop with your misinformation and keep your misanthropy to yourself

Toshigainaku hashaide
Boat wo kashikiri ni ♥♥♥♥♥
Shizumu yuuhi nagamereba
Saikou no Weekend Day

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"I don't even know for who's sake am I fighting... I guess I will never be the Yakuza Kiwami"
- Fish Man, 2016