Hi, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2..a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I would be happy to assist you. as friends of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11).

zuhn, not phoon.

suh dude

+rep nice and fair trader

+rep great trader!!! (rocket leauge)