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9.0 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
When I first heard her voice over the radio, all I wanted was to kiss her, or at least catch a glimpse of her silhouette in the distance.
Posted 15 January.
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54.4 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Just my kind of game. Thumb's up! Keep up the good work.
Posted 12 October, 2022.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
It's f***ing Half-Life, dude. 'nuff said!

10^10/10
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
519.0 hrs on record (183.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
First I was afraid,
I was petrified
thought I'd never get a frag
without you by my side
and then I spent so many rounds
just camping out all on my own
and I grew strong
and now i'm defusing the bomb.

And now i'm back
so shut your face
you cannot play as good as me
you're such a fat disgrace
weren't you the one who left me
playing on my own
all up to me, the VIP.

No chance not I,
I will survive,
as long as I have bomber
then I know I'll stay alive
and now you're back and expect
weapons thrown for free
but I'm saving all my money for an AWP.

CT's arrive, you won't survive
because the second I see
with my colt you're gonna die
You just TK and keep the frags off of your own
but hey get ready man for planitudes of ♥♥♥♥
now that you're on.

You say it's dark and that
you cannot tell the teams apart,
but that line's old and not as fresh
as pepper chili farts.

You just want kills
you do not care about your team
you beam them 37 times but keep
on coming back in clean.

He's in the pipes,
out on the lawn,
you're cheating
tell me why the hell FORCECHASECAM isn't on,
we can't do ♥♥♥♥ by simply banning your IP,
someone bring on down the console,
and you ban his WON ID.

Oh no not I,
I will survive,
no matter how much you are cheating,
well I know I'll stay alive.

You might have speed cheats on,
or wallhacks on to see,
by I've got the same ones running,
so just try and ♥♥♥♥ with me.

Nothing left to do,
I blew your team away,
the scores are 29 to 3
and your team cannot play.

The final round is coming in,
and you have not one ounce of class,
so you can take your stupid AK
shove it right up in your ass.

Now time is running out,
five minutes on the clock,
you lost your gun, you lost your style,
your playing shuttle ♥♥♥♥.

It's you and me,
it's one on one,
so one must die,
now I'm zooming in my reticle,
so baby it's goodbye.

Oh no not I,
I will survive,
can you remember when you fragged me
and I lost my life.

So many months ago,
that match was far away,
but now so sudden when I beat you
you've got nothing left to say.
Posted 7 January, 2014.
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