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It's COOL to be autistic!
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Congrats on a race well-run
I did give you a fight
[JEFFERSON]
Uh-huh
[BURR]
I look forward to our partnership
[JEFFERSON]
Our partnership?
[BURR]
As your vice-President
[JEFFERSON]
Ha. Yeah, right
You hear this guy? Man openly campaigns against me, talkin’ bout, “I look forward to our partnership.”
[MADISON]
It’s crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be Vice President
[JEFFERSON]
Ooh!, you know what? We can change that. You know why?
[MADISON]
Why?
[JEFFERSON]
‘cuz I’m the President. Hey, Burr, when you see Hamilton, thank him for the endorsement
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You and your friends are having a water balloon fight.
Everyone is being splashed with water and having a good time.
You, on the other hand have a more malicious agenda, you stayed
inside relieving yourself whilst filling up 3 balloons to the brim.
You step out on to the patio, strutting triumphantly into battle.
You take aim at your first of 3 victims and fire. Bullseye!
The first one hits Tim's head, drenching him in your sweet sticky love milk.
Keith and Jake look in terror as Tim has been desecrated and you
walk towards them with a sinister grin. Like clockwork, they scatter
predictably, letting you land a hit on each of their heads.
All of them lay on the ground crying, covered head to toe in your hunk spunk.
You won this water balloon fight
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). AITA?
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was not sexy. Don't trust this guy.