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Recent reviews by Seth

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
47.5 hrs on record (45.0 hrs at review time)
please update this game i love it so much
Posted 19 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
number 1 life simulator
Posted 18 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
338.7 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
The final game. Amazing
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
i like feltheart!
Posted 21 January, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I popped my lung playing this game

10/10 will absolutely play again as soon as my lung stops hurting

Posted 22 March, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record
It is unavoidable. Inescapable. It has become too big a part of the internet, of your subconscious instincts. Its rooted there, among the rest of your thoughts. It plagues us. It is eternal. Nothing needs to be said, anymore, for you to understand. It's rooted itself into your brain. The smallest mention, or thought, of it will resurface all the memories you've tried, and been trying, so hard to repress. You can't escape. Not anymore. Too much time has passed. You don't know when it started, you just wait for it to end. Even in this simple paragraph, you've already thought about it. You know you have. I know you have. It's simply an instinct. You've been betrayed by your mind, and you don't even know. Any tree of thoughts leads back to it. You can't get away. To embrace it is failure. Your mind has accepted it as a part of itself. Any mention of the word impostor, crewmate, or suspicious will return the memory to your conscious at any and every point of your life. Perhaps it was meant as torture. Perhaps it was an accident. No matter the cause, you cannot escape.
Posted 8 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
i only feel whole while playing this game
Posted 20 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i enjoyed it
Posted 20 November, 2020.
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27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Please, under any circumstances, do not buy this game. It blatantly rips assets from other games (I.E. Black Mesa logo on shipping crates) and is, aside from that, nothing short of a point and click simulator. If you want to click the same 3 characters over and over again, as the game simply loops back to the first levels, please, still do not buy this game.
Posted 16 May, 2020.
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4 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I thought video games were supposed to be fun
Posted 12 April, 2020.
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