I'm the worst player in any game ever. Fact.

Sharpshooter -- Designed by Sexy Jay -- Synapse's Worshipper -- FOTM yeah baby!

Achievements Earned:

"Worst. Player. Ever."
TF2: Attempt to backstab an ubercharged player.

"I'm Helping"
TF2: Be a "battle medic."

"Combat Class"
TF2: Get killed by a lone Engineer, or any non-combat class, when you have a rocket launcher that should have, were you not horrible, invalidated his argument.

"iMad"
TF2: Change classes after death if the class of your killer influenced your decision (killed by spy, turn pyro.)

"Baseball"
TF2: Eat your own rocket from a Pyro that knows how to air blast.

"Indirect Teamkill"
TF2: Your reflected rocket kills a teammate. Nice going, dummy.

"Just Not Worth His Time"
TF2: Burn to death in front of a Medic.

"Gravity Works"
TF2: Get air blasted off a cliff.

"The Feeling is Mutual"
TF2: Feed the Pyro that air blasted you a crit rocket before you fall to your death.

"Suicide Bomb"
TF2: Kill yourself and an enemy by exploding in his face with a point-blank rocket. Bonus points if your victim nor anyone else got credit for a kill from your exploding yourself.

"Danger Close"
TF2: Kill yourself with an up-close rocket launcher on an enemy's face but fail to kill the enemy in question.

"Feels Good, Man"
ANY: Get called a hacker.

"The Gluemaker"
TF2: Defeat a pony in glorious combat with your legendary shotgun, The Gluemaker's 12-Gauge Euthanizer.

"Dance Dance Uninstall"
TF2: Get killed while taunting.

"You Kids Today Don't Know How to Dominate! /ragequit"
TF2: Dominate someone, then immediately grant them revenge by destroying yourself with the Equalizer suicide grenade taunt.

"Would Be"
TF2: Rocket jump up to a perch full of snipers you could obliterate with your launcher only to succumb to fall damage upon reaching your destination.

"Unibeam!"
TF2: Kill a player with a charged Cow Mangler shot while taunting. Sadly, this can no longer be done.

"Righteous Censor"
TF2: Cover a gay furry porn spray with a spray of your own then berate the offender.

"Nice Guys Finish Last"
TF2: Volunteer yourself to balance by switching to the other team and have your good karma rewarded. By losing.

"Health Check Bounced"
TF2: Attempt to rocket jump but die from the explosion well after receiving any damage.

"Pacifist"
BF: BC2: Have 0 kills and 12 deaths while avoiding the bottom of your team's scoreboard through healing and reviving. Impress another player with how terrible you are.

"What do I do?"
STEAM: While attempting to recover your Steam Users' Forum password, be presented with this confirmation request: "If you are human, type "I like ponies" (no quotes)."

Story of my life.
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