Recent reviews by vivisectvi

"First it controls your mind. Then it destroys your body." "Long live the new flesh."
"The television screen has become the retina of the minds eye."

You play as Max Renn an owner of a TV channel called "Civic TV" where they show the
most repulsive footage possible.

Lately the views have started dwindling so Max has grown desperate, that is when he happens upon "Videodrome," a TV show dedicated to gratuitous torture and punishment, Max sees a potential hit and broadcasts the show on his channel.

However, after his girlfriend auditions for the show and never returns, Max investigates the truth behind Videodrome and discovers that the graphic violence may not be as fake as he thought.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it it's exactly what I wanted and expected from the game. The huge anime tiddies are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful and unique and the music is god tier. But I think a lot of people will have a hard time getting into the game just cause it's for a very specific audience. The tiddies can feel extremely bouncy and lacking of a feel if you're coming from dark souls. Even though it can feel bouncy it definitely feels fun and good cause of the tiddies and booties, It's a very interesting take on the dark souls "combat" for sure. The game is also really booty focused so there's a lot of just ass cutscenes, it's not like in dark souls where the asses are very subtle and you have to read panty descriptions to kinda figure out what's going on. And it's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lewd so if you have like even a slight issue with lewds the game is definitely not for you lmao

So since I'm horrible at reviewing games I'm just gonna review the 4 new Gorillaz songs instead.

In short I think they are all pretty bad, and they felt very lackluster. And I think that most people just like the new songs cause it is new Gorillaz stuff

So let's start with the worst:

* Saturnz Barz. I despise this song the disgusting autotune makes me sick, while the instrumental is pretty cool, the vocals sung by Popcaan completly ruin the song. It is nice hearing Damon Albarn's voice a little bit but it really just feels like they kinda threw it in there just to like kinda make it feel like a Gorillaz song. It really doesn't feel like a Gorillaz track more like a Popcaan track cause he really just dominates the song. The music video is okay at best it doesn't really feel like a Gorillaz music video, The weird script doesn't really feel like it fits with Gorillaz for example Murdoc Faust Niccals doesn't feel like the old Murdoc he doesn't feel as evil and horrible as he used to. And it felt kind of censored like that they pixelated Murdoc's nudity like I felt like it would be better if he just wore his famous leopard speedo thong. And the CGI monsters just hurt my eyes and feel very out of place.

* We Got The Power. This song has one of the worst hooks that in any Gorillaz song, It's over the top corny "We got the power to love eachother no matter what happens." And not just that, the song is very colorful and fruity which makes Jehnny Beth's vocals not really fit into this song at all. She has a very freaky weird vibrato voice, She didn't do a bad job it I just think that Damon Albarn messed up by choosing this song as Jehnny Beth's song. And instead of using her for her strengths Damon kind of forced her into a position where she has to apply her voice where it doesn't really sound to great with vocal tone or style.

* Ascension. This track is pretty good even though it kind of just feels like they pandered to mainstream music with the chorus being "The sky's falling, baby Drop that ass 'fore it crash". But I gotta say the more I listen to the song the more I've started liking Vince Staples vocals more, And the instrumental is really nice as well. And I think that Vince's vocals really compliment the song.

* Andromeda. This track just feels like Gorillaz to me, the instrumental reminds me of DARE and Damon's vocals dominate most of the song. The only bad thing about this song is that D.R.A.M was so subtle that I didn't even know he was apart of this track. Sure you do hear his bright and eccentric vocal harmonies come in and play a factor towards the end of the track but it mostly just feels like a track from Damon Albarn's solo records. Which isn't a bad thing because I really enjoyed Everyday Robots.


So in conclusion I'm really looking forward to the new album even though these songs were somewhat underwhelming I still have extremly high hopes for the new album.

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