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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 4:33pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:00pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 11:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 12:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 5:59am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 3:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 6:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 8:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 11:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 4:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 11:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:47am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:27pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:35pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:38am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 10:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 4:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:36am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:45am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 10:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 10:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:06am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 1:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 12:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 12:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 11:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:43pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 3:26pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 6:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 1:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 3:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 8:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 3:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 6:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 1:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:55am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 10:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 10:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 3:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 10:18am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:48am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:58pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 3:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 4:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 10:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:30am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:51am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 1:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 4:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 6:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:09am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 4:54am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 12:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 8:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:56am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 4:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:39pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 5:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:49am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:48am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 6:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:32am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:35am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:40am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:34am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 11:27pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:43pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 3:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 4:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:12pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:54am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:51am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:15pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:21am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:17am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 7:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:34am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:30am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:55am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:48pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:51pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 5:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:19pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:01am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 3:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:48pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:53pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 11:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:03am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 9:40am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 8:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 8:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 3:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:59am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:21am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:39pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:48pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:22pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:52pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:46pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:56pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:33am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:48am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:56pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:22am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:07pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:23am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:23pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 12:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:49am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:36pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 1:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 9:28pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:38pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:52pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:22pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:26am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:02am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 3:16pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:11pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 10:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 10:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 10:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 11:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 9:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 1:06am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 8:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:26am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked