Recent reviews by Carius

remarkably gay

this fascinates my ass

Wanted to like this game but after standing next to some bugged floating rocks for 10 minutes trying to catch a single fish only for said fish to not appear in my (not full) inventory after I caught it, I decided maybe I should wait until this game gets updated some more to give it a proper chance. Then I found out the devs abandoned this game within a month of releasing it like 2 years ago.

There's a lot about this game that could use polish that will simply never get that polish. The bear stealth segments are kinda bad because you can only hide from them in the grass and they'll see you even if you're obscured by something else, the inventory management is way too tedious to allow this game to be as relaxing as it wants to be, and there isn't really all that much to interact with in this game. It's a very bare bones experience and that makes all the flaws it has shine through even more than they would if this had gotten some more love from the devs. The only thing this game has going for it really is the art style, which admittedly is quite lovely and was the main reason I wanted to see what this game had to offer. Unfortunately, it's a hollow experience with a nice coat of paint.

Save your money. It's not done and it will never be done, unfortunately.

This game has been acquiring W's CONSTANTLY since it was launched. Happy to see that the devs and the community got to secure another huge one last night. GOTY.

this is the one good thing that happened this year. goty

play this game if you like grinding for five billion years to put a fire extinguisher in your top of the line main battle tank or you hate having money in your wallet

UPDATE AFTER 700 MORE HOURS: it still sucks