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Imagine getting 69,99€ game for free when buying a new mouse, yet finding yourself sad that the game is absolutely ♥♥♥♥ and out-dated.

Do not buy if you think its good because you have liked some bethesda games. Buy if you know you will fanboy this sad excuse of a game because bethesda published it.

None of you bracken seem to understand.
I'm not locked in here with you.
You're locked in here with me.

I also like to hunt them down and beat them with a shovel when i hear them cheeks clap

Very good game to satisfy your twisted sexual desires by either rizzing the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone or playing hard to get. Also theres gameplay when not rizzing around. Storys "twist" or something was stupid, but if you pull trough you can play pull out game with shadowheart. Keep that in mind.

Also theres so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ much dialogue i promise you if you have adhd you are going to have a seizure.

6/5 would seizure again for dragonborns juicy eggplant thingie

also day after i completed the game they added Karlach ending, i cried

Derthert of butter finger likes to only give fiefs of aserai to you, so you can be the first to conquer the flying carpet people. Just stack army full of master archers and fian champions, get sturgian heavy axeman to stand infront of them and jack off while your troops provide the manpower to take over snakecharmer sand dune lands.

Empire are 3 hillybilly cousins fighting each other with their stupid ass cataphracts, so leave them be until you have 10k influence to call and army of 2k troops to take over fiefs and defeat those 43 elite catas. They aint no joke.

Rebeling fiefs are like unexpected childs,usually gets beaten and left without home in a week, usually provide very good target practise.

Please someone make mod where khuzaits actually does some sort of throat singing style commands instead of talking. They dont deserve to have a voice other than primal sounds of murder.

All together very good game to make your voices in the head silent.

Unpopular opinion, aserai should have harem policy to be voted for.

I hate it here, let me dumb my excess oil and fuel on the ground so my lines wont jam, thats what FICSIT would want me to do along with exploiting the planet and its inhabitants.

Also the person who thought it was a good idea to let me stack hypertubes to launch myself into the skies and throw nuke obelisk while parachuting above my comrades building new powerhungry manufacturer which forces me as electrician to build fuel / nuclear generator systems from scratch for the fifth time, thanks, i hope your pillows both sides are chill when you go to bed.

"82.6 hrs last two weeks / 82.6 hrs on record"

Yeah i guess it's good and addictive.

is funny if you have friends

First "singleplayer" game i have truly enjoyed in years.

Also i like to play games wher i get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard

Successful representation of Finland, 5/5

I love it. Buy it.
Edit: theres update 1.4, i love it even more