Recent reviews by Sedail

i love this game. one second you're on the road flying by people, then another second and you misheard your co-driver and decide to cut on the bigger boulder you've ever seen.

ouch (emotionally)

i will no longer look at an ant hill the same

do you want to feel like a toddler trying to walk for the first time?

well do i got some news for you

it sinks. it simulates

exactly what it advertises

what is happening

You don't see any devils cry

scammed

I love how little this game makes any sense:

"The empire has won. We have conquered everything. Throughout the history of millennia we strived under our great Emperors to conquer everything. The great famines, all the planets destroyed by bombings, all the ships twisted into molten wreckage, all the countless amounts of men that have fought for our singular cause; for our empire to become galactic. We will now bring about countless amounts of world that are all unified to great prosperity."

"Oh wait nvm initiate ALL_WILL_BE_ASHES"

*disintegrates into nothing*

gamer girl bath water is included with this purchase

10/10

if you want to time travel buy factorio. you'll blink once and it'll already be morning