Pony People
"I really need to work on myself and stay out of a relationship" *1 week later* Relationship Status: Taken
Furries
Some people make me wish I had the super power to punch people through their computer screen
People who add you on steam with no friends or groups in common
People who come to me for their relationship problems like who the ♥♥♥♥ you think I am your counselor?
12 year olds who admin on Garry's Mod
People
Waking up early
People who remove me after 5 minutes of talking
Pre-installed apps on phones
Rough carpets
My wallet after a Steam sale
Mic quality on Skype
Seeing No Information Given on people's profiles
Country music
More than an hour of homework
Disney metal
Mexicans that don't finish the car wash
Getting groceries
People who add me and don't say anything
Pay admins on servers
Death by falling on Dark Souls
Consoles
People who invite me to a game and then say whoops ignore that
The majority of the people I talk to
The spring release and ejection ports in CSS are on the wrong side of the guns
Bad pizza
Trying to open a CD case
TF2
Skins on CSGO that I can't afford
Not having enough in my wallet by a few Pennies on a game I want and having to buy £5 wallet
The one game wishlisted that isn't available for purchase
Wood seats
iPhones
Going to a public place and seeing somebody I know
The guy who is behind me and coughs constantly in a movie theater
Getting wet food on my hand when I'm washing a plate
Pewdiepie fan base
Obnoxious people who overuse their microphone
Obnoxious people who think everyone else in the server actually likes them
Getting anything less than 60fps in a game
A hole in my sock
Running out of ink in a pen mid-sentence
Forgetting I have a kill myself bind in games
Accidentally alt tabbing
People who can't take a joke
Forgetting my password on a site I haven't been to in a long time
Lengthy info boxes
Pencil tip breaking in the middle of a test
Teachers who don't allow fapping during lesson
When the mailman doesn't deliver my package on the ETA
The Youtube comment section
Trying to eat a bowl of Ramen Noodles while it's still hot
People who don't call their hits
Trying to evenly rip a piece of tape
An onion being cooked
People who prefer a certain band just because its older
Salty teammates
Dropping a drink
Dropping food
Trying a restaraunt that someone recommended and then it turns out being ♥♥♥♥
The remote for the TV being out of reach
The realization that I pre-ordered Watch Dogs Deluxe Edition
When I go to a place for one thing specifically and they run out of stock
When a writing utensil tears through the paper I'm writing on
When a mailman tries to start a conversation
When my keyboard gets a piece of food between the keys
Stale chips
People who invite me to groups
My car after it leaves Detroit
Changing the time on my watch and the seconds are not synchronized with another clock
People who think WWE is real
Breaking a rubber band
Running out of lead in a mechanical pencil
Cleaning
Getting poked constantly on Teamspeak
Grammar nazis who make grammar mistakes
People Who Capitalize Every Word
People who use the arrow keys in games to move
The last pill in the bottle.
Typing and accidentally hitting a soundboard key
When you're at a store and someones like ay how r u
Starting a roll of tape
Waking up and being raided
Phone dying mid video
Turning up my music by accident to the max
Having an empty wallet
Having to many people in a voice channel
People who correct me for my grammar
That one kid who like fortnite
Trans People
The FAR left side of politics
People that are full of themselves
Soggy food
Pretending to be nice to people
People who think they are funny but are just annoying
People that don't have a life
Pre-ordering games that i know will be ♥♥♥♥ on release
Going all in and loosing
People that think that i will pretend they aren't mentally retarded
People who say imma kill myself multiple times but don't mean it
People that shove there problems on you
That one kid on the trip that pissed his pants
ADs
Cheating either in game or in real life
Streamers
Cheese, just plain cheese
Shrek memes
Bloody mouse users
Valorant
People that Offline raid and fail it
Discord admins that contribute nothing to society
Baby Kata
Getting banned for " macroing "
Gulag meme
Keyboards without media keys
People who play games at a low quality
Traps

Clicking the discord button on the top left 15 times
Dropping my phone
Error messages
Memes that aren't funny
When my phone tilts a different way while i am watching something
Americans
Swamps
People that don't tell jokes that are funny at inappropriate times and then tell them later
People who bot hours in games
White girls with no personality
Dearth amount of weapons in games
People who act depressed
That one ♥♥♥♥♥ who threatened to curse me
People that payed full price for private school
People that got bullied at school
Stubbing my toe
The french
Summer
January the month
Running out of deodorant
Leveling up a second account
Cocky kids
People having the same profile picture as me
Tearing my jeans with a whole for by balls
Kids
People who hide either on building or in bushes
Thots
People who buy my only fans
Seeded buns
People who put fullstops at the end of everything.
Pickles.
The word devious.
Price inflation.
People who surrender.
Wired items breaking.
People who ask me to stop changing my name.
Male adults who act like 9 year olds.
College.
Pandemics.
Old people.
The far left.
Getting hit on by gay people.
Tesla.
Flimsy materials.
People who non stop use emojis.
Reddit.
Painting.
Razer headsets.
Webcam microphones.
Tik Tok.
Scats.
Boxes.
Paper thin walls.
Youtube recommendations.
Origin.
People who hop on every trend.
People who get ♥♥♥♥ tattoos.
Insanely long info boxes.
Censorship.
People who tell me im wrong for hating things.
People who try to push things onto me.
MacDonalds.
Hennessy.
Gucci.
The Baby that cries on planes.
Broken glass.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ doors.
Turtles.
Opening Cases And Getting Nothing Good P.S. Im A Addict.
People Who Read Very Long Info Boxes.
Bloom On The AK.
People I Have To Work With.
Retail.
Redbull.
Coke By Its Own.
Web Cam Microphones.
Morning Shifts After A Night Shift.
Jew's That Try To Take My Money.
People Who Keep Playing With Cheaters After They Have Been Banned Before.
Amber Heard.
The Kid Who Doesn't Put On Deodorant.
Angry people that i play with.
Sparkling water.
People that use Jötunn.
Running out of energy.
Having to do skin care.
Chomo's.
Old people trying to get into your pants.
Getting addicted to caffeine.
You who read to the end.
Backseat gamers.