raayymooooo!

The worst Strive player I have ever met.

thanks for slash killing me dude!

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan... when I was strungout on blow and stealing Chinese delivery baskets from the backs of scooters on 188th street, I meet this half Cuban, half black, half Puerto Rican Filipino who begged for ♥♥♥♥ like a demon if you gave her even a dusting of blow. Her voodoo monkey was tighter than a clogged quarter slot in an old phone booth. I'm telling you Joe Rogan, her little orangutan tasted like menthol's, baby barbecue ribs, and cheap glade air fresheners. She died giving me a monsoon of a hummer on the Bronx Expressway. Poor thing tried to swallow. Joe Rogan, I swear to god, she spit that filthy guck out so fast she flew right out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ window like a witch on Halloween. She hit a tonka yellow Chevy Monte Carlo straight on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ radiator and her guts flew around like 15 gallons of red slurpee juice in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wind tunnel.

consult your closest gap hag