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Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 7:09pm

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 7:24pm

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:19pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Armageddon

Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 8:00pm

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 7:14pm

Insubordinate

Get Fired
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Darwin Award

Stop existing prematurely
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18am

Treehugger

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Development Hell

Kill all the developers in credits
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 6:35pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 7:46pm

Yot

Press the Discord button
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:16am

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:17pm



To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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