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20.8 uur in totaal (15.6 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Pros:
.Great Story line
.Very Interactive
.Amazing
.Riveting
.A must but for everyone
.Worth 25$

Cons:
.None, buy the dang game!
Geplaatst 11 juli 2014.
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734.4 uur in totaal (8.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
CS:GO-recensie
you either die a scrub or live long enough to get called a hacker
Geplaatst 1 juli 2014.
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3.1 uur in totaal (1.3 uur op moment van beoordeling)
All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me.

Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us.
Geplaatst 30 juni 2014.
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16.4 uur in totaal (12.3 uur op moment van beoordeling)
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so amazing , it's like combining minecraft, with jesus
Geplaatst 15 december 2013.
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20.3 uur in totaal (20.2 uur op moment van beoordeling)
an orgasm converted into a game
Geplaatst 29 november 2013.
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83.8 uur in totaal (32.1 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Killing Floor In My opinion Is A great FPS zombie slaying machine. When I first Bought It I thought it was going to be a waste of my money, but wow i Was impressed from the first zombie I killed. The zombies are amazing with their own characteristics and abilities. I dont't think I will ever stop playing this game.
Geplaatst 18 oktober 2013. Laatst gewijzigd 28 december 2013.
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