Recent reviews by Eriction

Good damn bloody hood!
Don't buy this game unless you are a freakin' gut-junkin' blood-lovin' gore-fapper. The perfect gift for your ex-girlfriends little sister to freak the hell out of her.
Get this one and you sold your soul for like 27 bucks and doomed yourself in a trippy slepless marathon of countless hours spamming your brain and synapsis with violent footage of exploding zeds, draining bllod and a freaky little bastard of boss, looking like a crazy crossover of the first bane of '97, Lee Redmond and a giant load of hulk semen.
Don't forget that screaming ex-girlfriends, invisible roundhouse-kick-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, scumbag steeve zeds, nuclear chest-glowing double-armed drill-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and never the less those arachnophobian nightmares of creepy little suckers.
get them all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up as medic with healing skills, commando guy with assault rifle stuff, supporting shotgun warrior or berserker which means literally to run over the map swining your shovel and ♥♥♥♥♥♥' like everything with one hit, 'cuz you know you have a damn shovel. Must be some pretty good gerber stuff.


TL:DR;
11 out of damn 10, would totally buy again.