legend has it that if you buy all the DLC Hono will bless your RNG

things to improve your play experience:
-declare your rolls before you make them they WILL manifest 1 out of every 6 times and you WILL look cool
-say "easiest evade of my life" before evading
-roll better (hone your RNG)
-land on all traps to assert dominance
-say "behold" before making a bad play
-before every random warp pray HARD and cry about it when it doesn't manifest (having your soul crushed by this builds character)
-don't be mad about losing, it's gonna happen a lot!!! if you lose, it just means someone else got their lucky moment
-just laugh at the unpredictable moments because I WAS ABOUT TO WIN WTF NOOOOOOOO

and no I will NOT touch grass in case you were wondering, I'll see you in the game bro