The haunting stare of an Iraqi child
Nausea
Angry for no reason
Peckish
Spurious
Deep existential dread
Just groovy, man
Like a virgin
Tempted into grand larceny
Catlike
Late for work
Emotionless
Wondering what's for lunch
Thinking about umbrellas
You are Spiderman
Afraid of the number 18
Dead
Near dead
Dead except for your knees
80's training montage
Moving to Spain next month
Clive Owen
You are at the beach
Being buried alive
Wanting to start a Brazilian Pachinka company but ultimately unsure the economy will support it
Oneness with the universe
Oneness with other universes
Having a mustache
Orange
Down in the dumps
Down but out of the dumps
Up and beside the dumps
Cheesecake hangover
Loved by ducks
Bad at grammaer
Spacious
Are you honestly reading this entire list of gibberish talk?
Why??
Being hunted by your cyborg father
Swallowing a whole tire iron
Wishing you had a third arm
King of the bees
Confident-ish
Un-prepared for next Tuesday
All over next Tuesday
Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my ♥♥♥♥♥