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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 12:43am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:41pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:28am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 12:24am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 10:30pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 2:40am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 1:20am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 12:43am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 1:44am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 12:57am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:58am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:47am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:02am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:19pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:48pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 2:50am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 12:30am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 1:38am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:32am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 3:00am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 1:34am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 12:08am