-rep doesn't like it when i call while drunk

Haha is monkey

After a good game in pubg, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubg moments and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

can i get a YEE HAWWW BROOOOOTHER

-rep apples

-rep: invented scurvies