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Ata decided he wanted to try his hand at woodworking. He bought all the gear and even signed up for a beginner’s class, eager to build something impressive. His friends were skeptical but wished him luck.

On his first project, Ata attempted to make a simple wooden birdhouse. He measured, cut, and nailed with enthusiasm, but somehow the dimensions were off. When he finished, the birdhouse looked more like a modern art sculpture than a cozy home for birds.

His friends visited to see the result. One friend asked, “Ata, what kind of birds do you expect to live here?”

Ata shrugged and replied, “Well, judging by the shape, I’m guessing the pigeons will appreciate the avant-garde design!”

His friends couldn’t stop laughing, and one said, “If birds had art critics, you’d be the Picasso of birdhouses!”

Ata laughed too, admitting that while he might not be a master carpenter, he’d certainly made his mark in the world of quirky birdhouses.

Ata decided he wanted to impress his friends with his new gardening skills, so he invited them over for a garden party. He proudly showed off his meticulously planted vegetables, boasting that he had the greenest thumb in town. As they wandered through his garden, Ata pointed to a row of plants and said, “These are my prize-winning tomatoes!”His friend Tom squinted and asked, “Are you sure those are tomatoes? They look more like oversized cherry bombs.” Ata laughed and said, No, no, they’re definitely tomatoes! They’re just extra special.”Later, Ata announced hed be serving his famous homemade salsa at the party. As everyone took a bite, their faces turned red, not from the spiciness, but from trying not to laugh. It turned out Ata had accidentally mixed in a batch of super-hot chili peppers he thought were bell peppers.One friend finally asked Ata, what’s your secret ingredient”Ata grinned and said A pinch of enthusiasm and a whole lot of unintentional heat

So, there's this guy named Ata who decides he's going to try his hand at stand-up comedy. He's never done it before, but he's always been the funny guy in his group, and his friends have convinced him to give it a go. Ata thinks, "How hard can it be? I've made my mates laugh a million times."So, he signs up for an open mic night at the local comedy club. The night of the performance, he’s a bit nervous but mostly excited. He gets up on stage, grabs the mic, and starts his routine.He opens with a classic joke: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" Silence.Undeterred, Ata moves on to the next joke: "Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!"A few chuckles, but still, the room is mostly silent.Ata starts to sweat a bit. He thinks, "Alright, time to bring out the big guns." He launches into a long, elaborate story about the time he accidentally walked into the wrong house while trying to find a party.

Oi last errands we ran together was lit. Cant wait to keep up the business w ya fam.

Signed by The Black Gang Union Street, Borough Keep it up fam we need you in streets