I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West
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[Peter makes a joke during a Christmas play]
Spectator #1: Outrageous! How dare he say such blasphemy! I've got to do something!
Spectator #2: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Spectator #1: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
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Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they
hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal
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disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht
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To be or not to be, that is the bottom line.
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