I’m not going to do a poo am I Jez?

You look utterly gormless

I got your poker chips, you got my goggles?

If they can't get to Corfu, Mark, they can't spend my money. That's physics.

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown’s savoury, white’s the treat. Of course I’m the one who’s laughing because I actually love brown toast.

10:04 PM - sadgasm: you are on fire
10:04 PM - sadgasm: but i have le axtinguisher XD