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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bítch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! Thou art a flipping dead man.

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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.

hey someone destroyed your house on the mc server and he stole all your diamonds i tried to repair it but the diamonds are still gone i felt like have to tell you we can revenge on him and kill all his dogs and horses i'm gonna mine some iron now lol

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.