Dr. Kaede Miroshi, in her quest for immortality, turned her little brother Haruto into a half-human, half-machine disaster. Instead of becoming a super-soldier, Haruto now glitches mid-sentence, screams “I’m NOT your robot pet!” when Kaede tries to install new features, and occasionally meows for no reason. Worst of all, his brain keeps playing random YouTube videos in his head, like “Top 10 Ways to Use Spaghetti as a Weapon.”

Kaede’s villainous plans always flop because Haruto gets distracted by things like fluffy socks or asking, “Why do my knees make bird noises?” One day, during a critical experiment, Haruto suddenly short-circuits and yells, “Wait... Kaede, who’s that guy in the corner?!”

The corner... where no one is standing.