We see planet earth drifting through the black void of space, a demonic sigil burned in its surface.

I look down upon it, standing vigil in my orbital space castle ship fortress thing.

I'm listening to a woman crying for help over the radio.

I know the demonic forces are butt-humping my planet and I am pissed as hell.

I grab my super duper shotgun and exactly three out of six available shells.

That's not enough, but that's okay.

I also have my trusty wrist blade.

Then I put on my iconic helmet.

As the portal leading to earth's surface powers up, I feel my huge ♥♥♥♥ pushing against the inside of my suit of tech armour.

I'm ready, I reload my gun.