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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:24am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 2:06pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:04pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:02am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:36pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:41pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:40pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:48pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 2:27pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:58pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 2:32pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:23pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:37pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:00pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:22am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:32am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:30am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:59am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 1:24pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:19am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:15am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:05am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:09am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:45am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:24am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:58am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:11am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:28am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:31am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:59am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 2:13pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 2:12pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:23pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:08pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:00pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:17am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:23pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:02pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:13pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 10:51am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:56am