+rep - Traded me 3 scrap for my Unusual

+rep Some time ago I was on my last leg in life. I had drug addiction, owed money to the Mauritius Cartels, and my wife left. He took me in and said "Son, you need to get your life figured out". I said I didn't know how to and he looked at me and said "If you can say spare some change, you can say hi welcome to McDonalds". From there on out I applied for a job at McDonalds and got my first pay of $402.47. He took me to the bank and I opened an account. Every 2 weeks a little more bread for the basket. When I finally hit 5k he took me out to dinner and said "I am proud of you". I continued the grind, got my own place, found a new woman. I had everything in the world yet somehow I still felt empty. Thats when it hit me. I was lacking the TF2 Pyro's weapon of choice, a rare Strange Carbonado Flamethrower Mk.I. I needed the rare antique MSRP $0.12 USD in-game item. I traded away it all so I could achieve this delectable bounty. I may have nothing else but I am finally happy.

+rep He saved my wife and kids from a burning a car. Now my wife is sleeping with him but I can respect it cuz he saved their lives.

+rep - Fair Trader, great negotiator. It only cost me 2 Ref for his Unusual Head Session!!! Great Bargain!!! Will definbe trading with this guy in the future! XOXO

So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church.

The priest said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus."

"JeSUS."

I could not believe it.

Endorphins were rushing to my brain and I let out a quiet moan.

If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us."

"WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!"

I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.

I had a huge grin on my face,

And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem?

dear liberals, you claim you are liberal yet you are extremely conservative with pictures of your feet, curious.