Sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the coconut oil. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone ♥♥♥♥ before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of coconut oil, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs

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Dude is sic bro

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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